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Borowitz Report: Americans Who Have Not Read a Single Article About Syria Strongly Support Bombing It
Offbeat  (tags: The Borowitz Report, humor, world, americans, satire )

Evelyn
- 668 days ago - newyorker.com
"People who have not read a single article about Syria are a key constituency because they represent an overwhelming majority of Americans," he said.
A Letter to Verizon Customers - The Borowitz Report
Offbeat  (tags: Andy Borowitz, humor, the Borowitz Report, Verizon )

Angelika
- 1143 days ago - newyorker.com
--Today, President Obama issued the following letter to all Verizon customers:
Scalia Resigns Post as Scoutmaster - Andy Borowitz
Offbeat  (tags: Andy Borowitz, humor, the Borowitz Report, BSA, SCOTUS )

Angelika
- 1157 days ago - newyorker.com
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who for the past forty-seven years has served as a weekend scoutmaster for the Boy Scouts of America, angrily resigned from that position yesterday, effective immediately.
   

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