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Top TWENTY New Names for "Wildlife Services"

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Top 20 New Names for Wildlife "Services" : From Jim Robertson lol

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Roxie H (350)
Monday July 29, 2013, 10:50 pm
Jim started a "List" and it got going so large he had to make a New one lol.. here is the first one.

Top Ten New Names for Wildlife “Services”

The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s “Wildlife Services” department needs to be renamed…again.

That warped, wretched little wildlife-killing agency formally “Animal Damage Control” isn’t fooling anyone with their innocuous appellation: Wildlife “Services.” Even the New York Times recently ran an editorial entitled, “Agriculture’s Misnamed Agency,” declaring: “It is time the public got a clear picture of what Wildlife Services is up to, and time for the Department of Agriculture to bring the agency’s work into accord with sound biological practices.”

Marc Bekoff dubbed the agency, “Murder Incorporated”—others have given it a less wholesome label. Hoping we would go easy on them, USDA representatives asked the staff of Exposing the Big Game (me, myself, and my wife) to come up with another new name for their Wildlife “Services” department. Here’s what we came up with:

Top Ten New Names for Wildlife “Services”

10) Wildlife Termination Services
9) Government-issued Animal Abusers
8) Evil Anti-Wildlife Nazis
7) Seven Psychopaths
6) Biodiversity Busters
5) The Anti-Wolf-and-Coyote Cosa Nostra
4) A Bunch of Loathsome Cattle-Barron Butt-kissers
3) Chaos
2) The Animal Abolition Agency
1) Two words: Wildlife Disservices

Sue H (7)
Monday July 29, 2013, 11:41 pm
Great photo!

Veronique L (209)
Tuesday July 30, 2013, 1:34 am
I agree with Sue; the photo is great! Noted Roxy

Julie E (405)
Tuesday July 30, 2013, 1:49 am
The comissioners at CA Department of Fish and Game are all idiots! I have seen them in action. Thanks Roxy!

Connie O (44)
Tuesday July 30, 2013, 11:54 am the photo!

Sheila D (194)
Tuesday July 30, 2013, 10:31 pm
I kind of like number 10. Also loved the photo, still chuckling. Noted with thanks.
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