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POLITICAL SATIRE: HIVE MENTALITY: Residents Of Indiana Join Together To Form Collective Consciousness

US Politics & Gov't  (tags: satire, SATIRE, the Onion, political satire, government, ethics, americans, politics, media, news )

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Sources have confirmed that at approximately 10:30 a.m. today all 6.5 million residents of Indiana spontaneously exited their homes and places of business, formed thousands of perfectly uniform rows, and appeared to join together in a collective conscious

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Cal Mendelsohn (1062)
Monday March 26, 2012, 2:53 am
More hijinx fromt he Onion.

PLEASE NOTE---This is satire, NOT HEADLINE NEWS folks.

Past Member (0)
Monday March 26, 2012, 3:34 am
thanks Cal

Myron Scott (70)
Monday March 26, 2012, 6:43 am
"The facility is believed to include a subterranean complex that branches out for hundreds of miles underground, and preliminary reports have described the construction of enormous chambers within a rapidly growing structure where the combined human biomass of Indiana will ostensibly gather to feed, sleep, and breed."

Any truth to the rumor that the main entrance in under a bridge?

Past Member (0)
Monday March 26, 2012, 6:54 am
Noted. Thanks.

Nicole W. (654)
Monday March 26, 2012, 9:12 am

Elle B. (84)
Monday March 26, 2012, 10:43 am
WOW! Thanx Cal. . .that's quite the BUZZ!

Richelle Rausch (43)
Monday March 26, 2012, 11:12 am
Ha ha. Thanks Cal.

Kristina C. (73)
Monday March 26, 2012, 1:14 pm
That's something - thanks for sharing - funny!

Wim Zunnebeld (144)
Monday March 26, 2012, 1:46 pm
thanks for sharing!

. (0)
Monday March 26, 2012, 3:39 pm
This was something along the lines of Jackson's "Thriller" ....

Heidi Aubrey (4)
Monday March 26, 2012, 6:52 pm

Alexandra Rodda (180)
Tuesday March 27, 2012, 3:32 am
Amazing. I didn't think that Santorum had access to such technology! This is the beginning of the end.
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