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Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

Offbeat (tags: off-beat, americans, 2008, funny, humor, government )

Cal

- 53 days ago - theonion.com

In a nationally televised address Monday, President Bush urged all citizens, regardless of race, creed, color, or political affiliation, "to quiet down for just one minute" so he could have "a chance to think."

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June Marshall (389)

Monday May 12, 2008, 5:28 pm
Think????? What's that Mr. Bush?

Doris N. (245)

Monday May 12, 2008, 5:59 pm
Great writing!

Wolfweeps J. (117)

Monday May 12, 2008, 6:34 pm
To accommadate a leader who has not listened to his own citizens he has the gall to ask everyone to tone it down for a minute or two?
sorry folks, but as far as I'm concerned it comes with the job description.

Chrissy K. (30)

Monday May 12, 2008, 6:48 pm
what a complete f-en idiot.....but that we have known for years...LOL

Denice G. (37)

Monday May 12, 2008, 8:42 pm
I do think that is his job to listen. We have no reason to quiet down. We are in a mess of his making. For a good Christian his language needs to be cleaned up.

Mamabear C. (109)

Monday May 12, 2008, 9:21 pm
lol If all it took for him to think for everyone to quiet down Wel I say why he took so long to let us know? :)

Dale Husband (325)

Monday May 12, 2008, 10:37 pm
That's not a real news story. The Onion is a website that spoofs news to make fun of public figures.

Celestial AJ W. (138)

Monday May 12, 2008, 10:43 pm
TY Cal, noted with laughter. After reading this article, why do I keep hearing the theme song from the game show Jeopardy?