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White House Authorizes Search for President's Mojo!-- Andy Borowitz

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The White House today announced that it was offering a "substantial cash reward" for information leading to "the location and safe return of President Obama's mojo." *** Humor, Satire****

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Kit B (276)
Thursday October 4, 2012, 8:35 pm
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The White House today announced that it was offering a “substantial cash reward” for information leading to “the location and safe return of President Obama’s mojo.”

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced the search with an air of urgency: “We will use every resource at our disposal to ensure the return of the President’s mojo, and that goes double for his groove.”

Mr. Carney said that as of late Wednesday afternoon no one at the White House knew the President’s mojo was missing, but minutes into last night’s televised debate “it became clear that something was terribly, horribly wrong.”

Even if the White House is successful in locating Mr. Obama’s mojo, Mr. Carney acknowledged, it could take days or even weeks to get it working.

In an effort to reboot his campaign, President Obama plans to announce some bold initiatives for his second term, including killing Osama bin Laden again.

By Andy Borowitz | The New Yorker Magazine

Nancy M (169)
Friday October 5, 2012, 1:05 pm
Sounds more like The Onion, but hey...

Kit B (276)
Friday October 5, 2012, 1:09 pm

Onion, Andy Borowitz, very much the same idea. Have some fun with politics and human situations.

JL A (281)
Friday October 5, 2012, 1:54 pm
Nice levity for the day...thanks Kit!

Jae A (316)
Friday October 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
Indeed J.L.A. !

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Yvonne White (229)
Friday October 5, 2012, 8:00 pm
I think the Democratic Party should use some of the many donations to hire Samuel L. Jackson to coach Pres. Obama to "wake the F@*k Up" !!!!!;)

Veronica C (22)
Friday October 5, 2012, 8:37 pm
Bo buried it in the yard!

Lois Jordan (63)
Saturday October 6, 2012, 1:37 pm
Why did this suddenly remind me of that video Dumbya played during the Correspondent's Dinner a few years back....of him looking "everywhere" for those Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction?

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Sunday October 7, 2012, 5:40 am
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