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President Personally Performs First Obamacare Euthanization~~ONION NEWS!


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Kit
- 506 days ago - theonion.com
Obama later confirmed to reporters that, as clearly indicated in section 1233 of his health care reform bill, he hopes to personally kill thousands of senior citizens in the next three years of his presidency. ***HUMOR***ONION NEWS***



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Kit B. (277)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 11:06 am
Photo shopped by ONION NEWS


WASHINGTON—In a symbolic ceremony celebrating the signature legislative achievement of his administration, President Barack Obama personally euthanized terminal cancer patient Shirley Hunnicutt, 73, at George Washington Memorial Hospital Tuesday in what he promised will be the “first of many” physician-assisted suicides performed under the Affordable Care Act as promised. “Okay, that should about do it,” said the president as he injected Hunnicutt with a barbiturate followed by a heart-stopping muscle relaxant, holding the woman’s hand as she drifted toward a peaceful end. “Shirley is resting easy now, and I’m sure the American people will rest easy knowing my health care reforms will encourage thousands of ill or disabled patients just like Ms. Hunnicutt here to choose death instead of burdening our system with protracted hospice care or rehabilitation. Today was great. I enjoyed this.” Obama later confirmed to reporters that, as clearly indicated in section 1233 of his health care reform bill, he hopes to personally kill thousands of senior citizens in the next three years of his presidency.

Onion News Network - This is humor!!!
 

Nancy M. (201)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 11:58 am
Was it Sarah Palin's Grannie? LOL
 

l L. (1)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 12:13 pm
Interesting choice of words.....being a burden to our system or burdening our system... I don't finf this humourous or the choice of words shows something else..'


sometimes we just over step our bounds. don't we mr. P?
 

JL A. (275)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 12:15 pm
Sort of sad this is still current humor...just shows how wedded to myths and fantasies some people are doesn't it? Thanks Kit.
 

l L. (1)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 1:36 pm
JL A you use the word current. How old is this one? can you explain?
 

Kit B. (277)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 2:58 pm

I think if I may speak for J L, she meant that it is a shame that since 2009, this topic can still be a source of humor, because there are those that still believe this to be essentially true.
 

Kit B. (277)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 3:01 pm

This particular article is dated April 2, 2013. Sorry about that run on sentence folks.
 

JL A. (275)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 5:06 pm
Thanks for presenting what I saw so well Kit!
 

Jennifer C. (172)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 5:51 pm
Noted.
 

Angelika R. (146)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 7:23 pm
I guess it's what could be called a perfect example of literally black humor! :-) Thx Kit! cool pic and admittedly the prez looks just marvellous in that outfit!
 

pam w. (191)
Wednesday April 3, 2013, 10:33 pm
What's REALLY sad is......there are those here at Care2 who would actually BELIEVE this!
 

Munro Tapper (80)
Thursday April 4, 2013, 11:30 am
Reading Onion articles could become habit forming for me. Thank you, dear lady.
 

Kit B. (277)
Thursday April 4, 2013, 11:32 am

Humor is an addiction we should all have!
 

Gene Jacobson (251)
Thursday April 4, 2013, 11:44 am
"Obama later confirmed to reporters that, as clearly indicated in section 1233 of his health care reform bill, he hopes to personally kill thousands of senior citizens in the next three years of his presidency. "

Humor, or not, I expect this is already being inserted into republican campaign flyers and voice over ads as I type. They have no sense of humor and see monsters under every progressive bed. But it was funny to a normal, well mostly normal, person. :^)
 
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