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The Conspiracy to Flush Rush

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TomCat S (129)
Friday March 9, 2012, 12:28 am
Back when Barack Obama was in the womb in Kenya, he had lots of scheming to do. He had to plan the forgery of his birth certificate, his illegal ascent to the White House, and the destruction of the white race. But more important than any of those, he also had to plot the demise of the de facto head of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh. If you have a hard time buying that, itís no more absurd than the conspiracy theory Republicans and their Faux Noise minions are actually hatching.

Roger G (154)
Friday March 9, 2012, 12:35 am
noted thanks

Norm C (74)
Friday March 9, 2012, 12:46 am
I suspect that Barack Obama was also hatching his diabolical plan to addict Rush Limbaugh to prescription drugs and Viagra. I wonder if it was also part of the plot to make sure that Rush Limpnoodle, despite 4 marriages, would be childless. We know that Saint Horntoad would never use contraceptives. But why does Sir Dimbulb keep on attacking women? Has he fallen off the oxycodone wagon? Not our Rushbo. Someone must be slipping something vile into his diet. Can it be that his coffee has been spiked? Have his bacon and eggs been laced with some new hallucinogen?

Oh, the evil that is afoot in Florida. Our lord is under attack! We must rush to his side. We must protect him from the evil horde of leftie wimps that are assaulting him on all sides. The horror of it all!

Joe R (190)
Friday March 9, 2012, 2:07 am
Leave it to Fox News to continue to malign Sandra Fluke.

Alice C (1797)
Friday March 9, 2012, 2:29 am
Rush flushed himself

LeMoyn Salmonsen (88)
Friday March 9, 2012, 3:57 am
I just want to puke and hope these shit for brains maniacs are a delusion brought on by something I ate. No such luck ha? Just more Pink snot scraped off the slaughter house floor, injected with antibiotic toxins and feed to our kids.

Carol H (229)
Friday March 9, 2012, 4:49 am
noted, thanks Tom

Lynn Squance (235)
Friday March 9, 2012, 5:14 am
I am so sick of Limbaugh! The issue is important, but the man (I use the term loosely and mean no offense to my male friends!) is not. He is a bombastic gas bag that needs to be pricked so that he flies around only to fall to the ground, silent, when the gas is gone. This little piggy needs to go to market.

And why the GOP don't have the balls to stand up to this idiot is beyond me. He is taking the GOP down a road that I don't think they want to go! That's probably another conspiracy theory that Faux Noise will start ranting about to the sheeple --- how the left conspired to get rid of the right.


David C (29)
Friday March 9, 2012, 6:52 am
Do you not know that all thing bad are down to the left, and the right wing is away , well right. Not to worry as Limbaugh is taking the GOP down the path of 4 more years of Barack Obama!

Dotti L (85)
Friday March 9, 2012, 6:53 am
To Nameless. that was fantastic.

Mike S (86)
Friday March 9, 2012, 7:27 am
Noted and shared. Thank you Tom.

William K (308)
Friday March 9, 2012, 8:33 am
Just goes to show what one person willing to speak truth to power can do.

pam w (139)
Friday March 9, 2012, 8:51 am
Funny how some idiots scream "there's a conspiracy against me and my ______" whenever their ideas are against the law or public interest and they're CALLED on it!

Whether it's a phony "war" on Christianity/Christmas/Islam/Teabaggers....whatever/you name it.....

They love claiming VICTIMHOOD!

Jim P (3257)
Friday March 9, 2012, 10:34 am

What! A left-winged conspiracy against Limpbarf... OMG!

What can we do... Anyone know... Help...

Ty, Tom.

Sue H (7)
Friday March 9, 2012, 11:05 am
Well, at least he hasn't said: "God Made Me Do It"! A left wing conspiracy is So Much More Believable. :(

David C (131)
Friday March 9, 2012, 11:26 am
thanks....boy Mr. Obama must have been a genius from an early age.....inside the womb......

Suzy F (94)
Friday March 9, 2012, 11:30 am
Thanks, TC....and thanks to Nameless. LOL.

Suzanne L (99)
Friday March 9, 2012, 11:50 am
He's made a ton of money. He's a creep. Flush Rush.

Marilyn M (145)
Friday March 9, 2012, 12:13 pm
Noted. Great article and video! Thank you, Tom.

Mary Alexander (23)
Friday March 9, 2012, 12:46 pm
Thanks Tom Cat this was priceless. I agree FLUSH RUSH!!!!

Christopher Fowler (82)
Friday March 9, 2012, 2:41 pm
Sadly, the right wingers here will probably take that article as gospel truth. They are a gullible lot, the Christo-fascists and Republikooks.

David Johnson (13)
Friday March 9, 2012, 2:53 pm just made my day! And to all of us who want to Flush Rush........ Keep up the good work!

Debra Van Way (12)
Friday March 9, 2012, 3:00 pm
How very funny! Loved it!!!!!! Thanks for making my day.

Terrie Williams (798)
Friday March 9, 2012, 3:26 pm
ROFLMAO Thanks, Nameless and Tom!!!!

Patrice M (84)
Friday March 9, 2012, 4:08 pm
You call it conspiracy, I call it natural consequences. The man is a disgusting misogynist. Frankly, I love that he is still on the air. Every time he opens his mouth he makes the entire GOP look bad. Keep talking Rush!

However, his sponsors want to make money. They don't make money when they sponsor someone who makes derogatory comments about gender, race, skin color, religion. This is capitalism in a free market economy. And you have to understand, Rush is on in the daytime. A lot of the people complaining are parents of small children. They don't want offensive comments of a sexual nature on in the daytime. Who can blame them? If you were the parent of a daughter, and she heard a woman being called a whore because she spoke before Congress, how would you feel?

That said, I WANT him to remain on the air. I do not want him fired. He will become an icon of the hypocritical extremist right wing of the GOP. Never mind that he called a young woman a prostitute and a whore when she simply spoke before Congress. The right has a habit of overlooking every and any offense committed on it's own side while becoming hysterical about anything and everything on the left. Therefore, Rush can call anyone anything he wants. He can misuse his power grossly. The extremist right wing doesn't care. He's THEIR guy, so it's okay.

Friday March 9, 2012, 4:37 pm
Boneless Pork Rectums? I'm losing my appetite very quickly,yuck!!! Are those considered a right-wing delicacy?

Ra Sc (8)
Friday March 9, 2012, 5:09 pm
The primary thing needed to make people turn against Rush Limbaugh was enough people paying attention to Rush Limbaugh. The internet just provided the attention and decided to not let one of the many disgustingly horrible things he said be considered acceptable for once. It's not like he doesn't have a history of doing deplorable things. He made fun of Chelsea Clinton when she was 13 years old. Picking on a 13 year old girl for how she looked at the beginning of adolescence. In what universe is that acceptable? While it got backlash, people forgot and let him continue to be the obnoxious and unacceptable person that he is. Maybe this time people will pay attention and realize that he should not be seen as someone worthy of being taken seriously. He appears to be someone with no understanding of right and wrong, who gets surprised when his unacceptable behavior is held against him.

Terry King (113)
Friday March 9, 2012, 5:10 pm
Where is the sign up sheet and why wasn't I notified? I can't believe I was excluded from this conspiracy!

Robert B (60)
Friday March 9, 2012, 6:03 pm
Goodbye Limberger! You big stinker!

Ray M (0)
Friday March 9, 2012, 7:33 pm
Great post, Tom Cat. Did you hear the latest Obama conspiracy? Billo the Clown claims Ms. Fluke was sent by the administration to destroy the hateful king of hate radio. They must stay awake all night thinking conspiracies up in their tiny, narrow brains. Unbelievable!

Yvonne W (229)
Friday March 9, 2012, 8:38 pm
Ru$h REGULARLY bites his own foot, should keep it out of his big mouth. The Vast Left-wing Conspiracy has been waiting TOO Long to Actually Conspire & take out this sad clown. I WISH Obama was a part of the Left-wing, it would be cooler that way!;)

Ingrid A (524)
Friday March 9, 2012, 9:12 pm
Yes flush Rush.

Esther Z (94)
Friday March 9, 2012, 9:32 pm
It's just incredible and pathetic how the Repugs are making Slimebaugh to be the victim. Conspirancy only in their delusional right wing mind!

Edith B (146)
Friday March 9, 2012, 9:37 pm
Let us just hope he gets flushed.

Susanne R (235)
Friday March 9, 2012, 10:57 pm
Rush used a public forum to discredit an intelligent young woman who dared to defy his congressional buddies. He referred to her as a slut and a prostitute because she spoke in favor of having contraceptives covered by insurance plans. Not surprisingly, his plan backfired miserably when the public reacted with outrage and his sponsors abandoned ship. What Rush and his Republican worshipers call a "conspiracy" is what honest people call "consequences." The "Flush Rush Conspiracy"? Please! Disgusting turds get flushed away every day. There's nothing conspiratorial about it!

JL A (281)
Saturday March 10, 2012, 6:21 am
When there is no rational justification for what some prefer, some still choose to play an unwarranted victim card

Carlene V (202)
Saturday March 10, 2012, 2:21 pm
Been gone a week, left with this in the news and so happy for rush it still is! You go rush, great job and please keep up your silly, childlilke rants against those you disagree with. You seem to be clogging the drain up a bit as you flush yourself but keep trying you'll go around the bend soon!

Kamila A (141)
Sunday March 11, 2012, 6:01 am
Tom, what a perfect gift of inverted pig rectums for the Grand Heinous Anus! He is going to absolutely pig out!! LOL!

JM A (176)
Sunday March 11, 2012, 9:22 pm

Mary T (178)
Tuesday March 13, 2012, 12:31 am
Thanks Tom, I have been wanting to Flush Rush for a long time, Glad he is doing it to his self.

Nancy C (806)
Tuesday March 13, 2012, 11:34 am
Limbaugh, Bolling and the like aughta "activate" their running shoes.

Fiona O (565)
Saturday March 17, 2012, 4:40 pm
I want to be part of this vast conspiracy. Where do I join?
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