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We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their Throats


Animals  (tags: AnimalWelfare, animalcruelty, cruelty, killing )

Mike
- 610 days ago - theonion.com
. We guarantee that our cows are ethically raised on sustainably grown pastures before we hang them upside down from a moving conveyor and slice their throats wide open. We're the one with the smiling cow on the label!



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Comments

Christeen Anderson (503)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 10:33 am
Good and bad. Happy and sad. Thank you for raising them humanely. I enjoy a good steak every now and then but the idea of them being hung upside down and having there throats slit is horrific to me.
 

Sue Matheson (71)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 10:35 am
thanks
 

S G. (29)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 10:48 am
noted...thanks for posting
 

Kellie S. (87)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 3:10 pm
The Onion does not publish real news. "The Onion is a satirical weekly publication..."
 

Pat B. (354)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 3:42 pm
Graphically describes the slaughterhouse of pain and sorrow for these animals. Lifelong reader of the Onion. Thanks, Michael for this.
 

Mike H. (221)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 11:49 pm
Yes Kellie we all know that
 

Danuta Watola (1205)
Wednesday January 30, 2013, 4:02 am
noted
 
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