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Mutual Mastication Sharing Food Marinates Your Mouth and Lubricates Your Libido

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- 2113 days ago -
round the SFR offices, I get hassled for the allegedly frequent sexualizing of the food reviews I write. Apparently, there are a lot of people for whom food and flavors don't correlate to sex. I find this alarming.

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Giana Peranio-paz (398)
Sunday September 9, 2012, 2:31 am
Food and sex both have the same nature's goal - survival - so it is quite logical that there are parallels between them. They are one of life's delights and should be enjoyed while being aware that without them the race would not survive.

Fred Krohn (34)
Sunday September 9, 2012, 2:18 pm
What, people? It's not like we're demanding that lovers use each others' bodies for a serving platter or munch down on opposite ends of a roll or grinder, we're just suggesting that foreplay becoming more integrated with pre-sex dining is not abnormal! Lovers should enjoy each other!

Gloria H (88)
Sunday September 9, 2012, 7:06 pm
A partner eatting a big greasy turkey leg in bed would be a total turn off. I would definately melt at the sight of a hot fudge sundae though with or without the bananna, or his bananna slathered in whipped cream. Chocolate sprinkles. Leave off the chunks of Oreo cookies.
hmm maybe that would be a new diet?Sex after sundae or "Never on Sunday" sundae? Whisper sweet nothings to me, but be prepared to stock up on ice cream too!

Elaya Raja (39)
Monday September 10, 2012, 2:45 am
Thanks: Noted

Kerrie G (116)
Monday September 10, 2012, 6:25 am
Noted, thanks.
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