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27 Reasons Why A Billion People Should Not Be Allowed To Use Facebook

Offbeat  (tags: society, world, Facebook, off-beat, funny, people, pictures, culture )

- 2051 days ago -
There are now one billion people on Facebook. It might seem like a good thing, but trust me: it just means more of THIS. HILARIOUS, OFF-BEAT

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Cynthia Davis (340)
Monday October 8, 2012, 2:22 am
And they all vote Republican.

JL A (281)
Monday October 8, 2012, 5:38 am
thanks for all the giggles to start my day carrie!

Kit B (276)
Monday October 8, 2012, 7:44 am

Everyone wants their 15 minutes in the sun, on FB it might be about 15 seconds, but gee whiz, everyone gets to know that I just burped. I just know the whole world cares so much about that. Any one else think those numbers on Face book are a bit fudged, or phony?

Joanne Dixon (38)
Monday October 8, 2012, 9:01 am
Cynthia, I think they must all vote Republican, or Libertarian. My local paper is so far to the right it hurts, and it has a rule that you cannot comment except through Facebook. Aaaaaarrrgghhhh!

Louise D (44)
Monday October 8, 2012, 9:56 am
Lets see there was the offers of cyber sex by Turkish guys, being stalked by a serial killer who killed women with a crossbow and the fact that it was one of the most used sites for indentity thieves. Nah Satan would have to be going into work on skates for me to go on facebook.

ewoud k (68)
Monday October 8, 2012, 10:18 am
so one out of seven earthlings has an account on FB?

just don't believe all that's printed, or on the internet.

natalie n (164)
Monday October 8, 2012, 10:41 am
it seems fantastical but i think it also includes redundant sites, accounts that were open ages ago and inactive, and sites forced/asked to close down.

Victoria P (113)
Monday October 8, 2012, 11:38 am

Amy Stotler (9)
Monday October 8, 2012, 11:46 am
lol, thank you for sharing this

paula eaton (30)
Monday October 8, 2012, 12:13 pm
Not a facebook user or fan.

. (0)
Monday October 8, 2012, 12:46 pm
I hope these numbers are phony Kit. Even if they are, it's the largest waste of time, effort, and intelligence on the internet.

Carrie B (306)
Monday October 8, 2012, 12:46 pm
Facebook numbers also include people like me who have closed their account, but didn't know about all of the acrobatics needed to completely delete it, or people who forgot their login info, so opened another account. Very shady group of people. Yes, and Nuterburg is a republican.

Suzanne L (99)
Monday October 8, 2012, 1:02 pm
Not on FB.

. (0)
Monday October 8, 2012, 2:01 pm
Zuckerberg is the creepiest person on the planet. When I see a picture of him, I wonder what he does in his sub-basement.

Thomas P (280)
Monday October 8, 2012, 3:04 pm
Also not on FB

Isabelle J (81)
Monday October 8, 2012, 3:18 pm
Funny !

Lois Jordan (63)
Monday October 8, 2012, 3:53 pm
Noted. Yeah--no time or patience for Facebook here, either. I've had old high school friends ask me to sign on so I can keep in touch with other high school friends. WHY?! Plus, I didn't want to add to Zuckerberg's phony numbers.

Tom Edgar (56)
Monday October 8, 2012, 4:24 pm
My daughter said I should go on F B .. A week later I asked Why? Hardly the place for intelligent observations.
I could be considered, by some, as being egocentric, but I don't think I am Narcistic

michelle t (41)
Monday October 8, 2012, 6:48 pm
Not a fan of Facebook

Emma S (239)
Tuesday October 9, 2012, 6:47 am
Thank you, Carrie! I could feel my IQ dwindling as I read...

Melania P (122)
Thursday October 11, 2012, 10:19 am
Jajaja thanks, that is so funny and sad at the same time... Cannot believe what people post!
I use facebook to post petitions and I get a lot, so.
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