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Offbeat  (tags: health, humor, satire, funny, off-beat, bizarre )

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Cough only into a Ziploc sandwich bag, one-quart freezer-style with E-Z plastic sliding tab to lock in airborne contaminants. In regions where Ziploc bags are in short supply, the Centers for Disease Control urges coughers to cover their mouths by ...

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Vicky P (476)
Monday January 28, 2013, 6:15 pm

Farah Hage Ali (152)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 1:59 am
noted, thank you

Giana Peranio-paz (398)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 2:16 am

Carol H (229)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 5:24 am
noted with a smile!! thanks Carrie

Dotti L (85)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 9:13 am
Very funny. Thanks Carrie.

Elizabeth Fuller (134)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 9:25 am
LOL ! Thanks for the much needed laugh Carrie :)

Chris C (152)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 10:05 am
Made me laugh during a time the flu and the norovirus not so funny! Thanks!

DORIS L (61)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 11:01 am
HAHA! Laughter is the best medicine! Thanks Carrie!

Angelika R (143)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 2:03 pm
LOL-and be sure to have a second bag ready for your other orifie in case the Noro caught you also!
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