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ZERO-TOLERANCE FLU PREVENTION (SATIRE)


Offbeat  (tags: health, humor, satire, funny, off-beat, bizarre )

Carrie
- 527 days ago - newyorker.com
Cough only into a Ziploc sandwich bag, one-quart freezer-style with E-Z plastic sliding tab to lock in airborne contaminants. In regions where Ziploc bags are in short supply, the Centers for Disease Control urges coughers to cover their mouths by ...



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Vicky P. (461)
Monday January 28, 2013, 6:15 pm
funny
 

Farah Hage Ali (151)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 1:59 am
noted, thank you
 

Giana Peranio-Paz (377)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 2:16 am
Amusing.
 

Carol H. (229)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 5:24 am
noted with a smile!! thanks Carrie
 

John Gregoire (257)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 6:05 am
Great! Thanks for the grins!
 

Dotti Lydon (116)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 9:13 am
Very funny. Thanks Carrie.
 

Elizabeth S. (149)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 9:25 am
LOL ! Thanks for the much needed laugh Carrie :)
 

Chris C. (142)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 10:05 am
Made me laugh during a time the flu and the norovirus not so funny! Thanks!
 

DORIS L. (61)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 11:01 am
HAHA! Laughter is the best medicine! Thanks Carrie!
 

Angelika R. (146)
Tuesday January 29, 2013, 2:03 pm
LOL-and be sure to have a second bag ready for your other orifie in case the Noro caught you also!
 
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