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Jonathan Smithsonian (3)
Monday September 23, 2013, 2:58 pm

Birgit W (160)
Monday September 23, 2013, 3:31 pm
Noted, thanks.

Past Member (0)
Monday September 23, 2013, 5:07 pm

Linda Moore (240)
Monday September 23, 2013, 5:34 pm
Now THAT'S funny!!!

Kit B (276)
Monday September 23, 2013, 6:26 pm

Well ya gotta admit, Cruz is great fodder for the comedians. Completely worthless as a Senator, but at least he is keeping some writers employed. Thanks Carrie.

Ravenna C (20)
Monday September 23, 2013, 6:42 pm
Thanks for the laugh!

Mitchell D (87)
Monday September 23, 2013, 6:46 pm
Noted, and loving it!
Is this guy "The Leader of The Pack?"
The pack being a bunch of bung hole billiard ball bastards. (Hockey Puck does not rhyme, but Hockey Mom crossed with Mr Cruzin' would certainly create an interesting sub-species!)

DaleLovesOttawa O (198)
Monday September 23, 2013, 7:58 pm
So glad that Ted Cruz isn't active in Canadian politics as he is too far right wing to be elected in Canada. Even the conservatives here would run away from him. He may have been born here (just because his parents were working here in the oil patch at the time) but he would be the subject of unrelenting satire if he lived here. He'd never get elected so it's lucky for him his parents moved back to the States.

DaleLovesOttawa O (198)
Monday September 23, 2013, 8:03 pm
Note--lucky for him, I did not say...lucky for most Americans that he is in politics. You do have my condolences not to mention pity that he chose to seek a political career instead of instead deciding to work for big oil and cause oil spills or work for Monsanto spreading the seeds of destruction. He just had to choose politics.

Tamara Hayes (185)
Monday September 23, 2013, 8:17 pm
LMAO, I am still trying to get over the vaginal salad cream! That was the best laugh I have had all day, thank you Carrie!

Jason S (50)
Monday September 23, 2013, 8:54 pm
Good posting, thanks

Joanne Dixon (38)
Monday September 23, 2013, 9:27 pm
I can't decide whether the funniest is the schoolyard bully meme or Ted as Foghorn Leghorn.

Kerrie G (116)
Monday September 23, 2013, 11:16 pm
Noted, thanks.
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