Cowza...
A Short-story by Kim Master.

 

"You have been charged with destruction of South American rain forests; loss of North American grasses; general soil erosion and water pollution throughout the world; 18% of the world's water consumption; human calcium loss; human heart disease; desertification of the

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African Schel; the leading cause of human exposure to the most dangerous toxin known to man -dioxin, human starvation by consuming large amounts of grain; colon and prostate cancer; and global warming as a result of your flatulence and land cleared for your pasture."

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

"How do you plead?"

Not Guilty!

Guilty..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Not Guilty!

Well, maybe a little guilty...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Guilty..

But it was an accident, Your Honor!