"You have been charged with destruction
of South American rain forests; loss of North American grasses; general
soil erosion and water pollution throughout the world; 18% of the world's
water consumption; human calcium loss; human heart disease; desertification
African Schel; the leading cause of human exposure
to the most dangerous toxin known to man -dioxin, human starvation by consuming
large amounts of grain; colon and prostate cancer; and global warming as
a result of your flatulence and land cleared for your pasture."