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When Bread is Being Served|
Someone once put the following philosophical problem to a learned professor of philosophy:
"Bread, once buttered, normally falls to the floor buttered side down if it is dropped. This morning mine fell to the floor buttered side up - why was that?"
The Professor paced back and forth, chain-smoking (they all do that!)
He had a discussion and then an argument with himself then finally raised his finger to the sky thereby declaring he had the answer.
The learned Professor's retort was:
"Obviously, the bread had been buttered on the wrong side" ---
Compiled by Hazel A. Speed