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Sharon L.

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Fall River, MA, USA
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divorced, 1 child
Speaks: english
Joined Jan 10, 2007


 
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life


Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear
and curse
When you're chewing on
life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...


...always look on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)


Always look on the light side
of life...
(Whistle)


If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and
dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
- that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright
side of life...
(Whistle)


Come on.


Always look on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)


For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain
with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the
audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance
anyhow.
So always look on the bright side
of death
Just before you draw your
terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke
it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh
is on you
And always look on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)


Always look on the right side
of life...
(Whistle)


Come on Brian, cheer up.


Always look on the bright side
of life...


Always look on the bright side
of life...


Worse things happen at sea you know.


Always look on the bright side
of life...


I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing.



Always look on the right side
of life...







I



He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
Minstrel singing, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"



The Philosphers' Song aka "The Bruces' Philosphers' Drinking Song"
    (With deep humbleness to Monty Python)

Ohhh.. Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
        who was very rarely stable.


Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
        who could think you under the table.


David Hume, could out-consume, Schopenhauer and Hegel.


And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
        who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.


There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teacha
        'bout the raising of the wrist.


Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.


John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
        On a half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.


Plato, they say, could stick it away,
        Half a crate of whiskey every day.


Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
         Hobbes was fond of his dram.


And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
        "I drink, therefore I am.''


Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
        A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

This was immediately followed by:

This here's The Wattle
The emblem of our land.


You can stick it in a bottle
Or hold it in yer hand.


Austrailia, Austrailia - We love You
Amen


 
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Hometown Boston 
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Birthday May 07  
About Me Unique, off center, and a perception problem for most..
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Activist Aspirations Rabid
Political Leaning Very Liberal
Wild Fact About Me Recently Ordained...ULC July 11, 2010. Doctorate in Metaphysics, July 14, 2010
My Philosophy what does not kill you, makes you...STRONG!
Watch this...ha ha
What Gives Me Hope People I meet in my darkest hour, gives me faith that all are not bad.
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by Clean up the mess!
What/who changed my life and why Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, basic Tao, Bugs Bunny...and my friend Kevin. My Buddy Mick, who I shock to no end.
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Quotation I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.
Albert Einstein
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