12 Signs Your Cat Is Cheating on You

Editor’s note: This Care2 favorite was originally posted on August 28, 2013.

Think your cat might be cheating? Here are 12 telltale warning signals that should raise the reg flag:

1. He Comes Home Late

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Photo Credit: Asique Alam/Unsplash

If your cat is normally curled up on the end of your bed by 9 p.m., but recently he’s started rolling in around 11 p.m., you might want to start asking questions.

2. He Smells of Perfume

If you can smell another woman’s perfume on your kitty when he comes through the cat flap, chances are he’s a cheater. Even if he’s tried to cover it up through vigorous licking, he cat fool your senses.

3. He’s Not Interested in Snuggling

One minute he’s the snuggliest cat in the world; the next he barely even looks in your direction. If your cat is playing and getting his fill of attention elsewhere, that would explain his sudden lack of physical contact.

4. You Find an Unexplained Hair on Her Coat

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So you’re carrying out her regular grooming routine, and you chance upon a long blonde hair clinging to her coat. The problem is that you’re a brunette — and so is everyone else in the household.

5. He’s Being Extra Secretive

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You’ve noticed a sudden change in his behavior, and he’s acting much more secretive then he ever used to. He often chooses to go in the bathroom when you’re in the kitchen, and the majority of the time you have no clue of his whereabouts.

6. She’s Getting Fatter

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You haven’t been giving her any extra food, but she’s piling on the pounds and looking bigger than ever. The only logical explanation is that she’s been over indulging at someone else’s house.

7. He Pays an Unusual Amount of Attention to His Appearance

If up until now your cat hasn’t paid much attention to his appearance, but all of a sudden he’s spending an excessive amount of time grooming himself, he may be seeing someone behind your back.

8. He’s Got Lipstick on His Collar

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You bent down to kiss him on the head and were taken aback when you spotted a big lipstick smudge on his collar. You haven’t kissed him around the neck recently, and you certainly wouldn’t wear such a cheap color.

9. She Avoids Eye Contact

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Lately you’ve noticed that she’s been avoiding eye contact and acting shady. Come to think of it, you can’t even remember the last time she made direct eye contact with you. That’s a surefire sign of a two-timing kitty.

10. He’s Always Out

He used to be an indoor cat that showed little to no interest in going out, but now he’s out all day. You know for a fact that he isn’t hanging out with his friends, as you see them splayed out in the same spot every day — and he’s nowhere to be seen.

11. She Frequently Picks Fights

You’re both sitting watching TV and everything seems to be just fine. Then, out of nowhere, she decides to nip you when you reach for the remote — and it’s not the first time either. Picking a fight with you for no reason gives her an excuse to get mad and storm out of the house and thus the opportunity to meet her ”secret carer.”

12. He Starts Giving You a Lot More Gifts

Before you were lucky to get a dead mouse once in a blue moon, but these days they’re showing up all over the house. These “guilt gifts” are most likely the cause of a guilty conscience and showering you with gifts makes him feel better.

Is your kitty guilty of any of these 12 telltale signs? What gave the game away?

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