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Yellowstone Park Attempts To Increase Ranger Population With New Mating Program


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Kit
- 3422 days ago - theonion.com
"We've matched more than 15 active breeding pairs and now just have to wait and pray that they successfully mate." THIS IS THE ONION NEWS!! IT IS JUST FOR FUN - DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!



   

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Jean M (143)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 11:13 am
Very funny. Thanks Kit.
 

Sally Ann G (256)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 11:39 am
so much fun thank you Kit for a great beginning to Sunday afternoon
 

Tierney G (381)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 12:18 pm
LOL thanks Kit
 

Odin Torchwood (45)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 12:39 pm
A much amusings articulé. Thank you for posting this (onion) news.
 

Elm Morrison (357)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 1:28 pm

Ha-ha. Very funny Kit. Just visualising it has me in stitches....
 

Stan B (123)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 2:15 pm
Where does one volunteer for a captive breeding program, Kit?
 

Past Member (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 2:16 pm
This is hilarious. Looking at some of the rangers here at Yosemite National Park, they might actually benefit from a mating program.
Thanks, Kit, for bringing some levity into my day.
 

. (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 2:18 pm
Disgusting filth. I intend to report this to Pat Robertson immediately!
 

CHRISTIAN RYAN (11)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 2:55 pm
ARE WE IN A PARK PROSON NOW I JUST SAW THE PLANS FOR WOLVES NOITHING WILL BE LEFT,
 

Past Member (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 3:00 pm
Omg, Lindsey O. Lighten up! We all need some levity in our lives these days. Very funny! I was stunned when I read the headline....but after seeing the article I got a much needed laugh. Thanks Kit.
 

Nona E (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 3:06 pm
Fun-neee! Thanks Kit. I really needed a laugh right now.
 

. (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 3:18 pm
Yes, this will indeed be the subject of the next 700 Club show......as an example of the moral decay of America and how our society is falling deeper and deeper into.....

Ah, what the heck. I never much liked Robertson anyway.
 

Rajee Seetharam (138)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 3:27 pm
Ha!ha!ha! Very funny! Thanks for giving us a few laughs!
 

. (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 3:53 pm
Good one! Thanks for the laugh, Kit.
 

. (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is what we've needed for a long time: thinking outside of the box.
 

MsR S (189)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 4:11 pm
Hahaha... I hadn't been at The Onion for a long time... Darn Funny!
 

Fiona Ogilvie (562)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
I am not amused at all. Rangers deserve our respect. They do a very dangerous job and government cut backs have made them short handed.
 

Yvonne White (229)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 5:07 pm
This way they can use both hands, BHL!;)
 

. (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 5:26 pm
Aw, come on, Betsy. Life is too hard not to be able to laugh at ourselves and at life in general. I'm sure there's no one here that doesn't respect rangers. One of my dad's best friends was a ranger in Yellowstone and he would have thought it was funny.
 

Kit B (276)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
If you didn't get a star from me then I couldn't send one - or your name is LIndsay and I will be putting a stamp on your forehead when I mail you to Pat Robertson and the 700 club. Poor dear Lindsey's lack of sensitivity was not offended, she was having a bit of fun....of course I will report her post haste anyway,

The reason I try to make it CLEAR that this is from the ONION news and just for fun is so that people will not be offended. Laugh and the world laughs with you.
 

. (0)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 7:43 pm
That would be exceptionally cruel to mail anyone to Pat Robertson, Kit. Care2 is supposed to be a kinder, gentler place. Shame on you.
 

Kit B (276)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 7:53 pm
Chana. Pl ease - it's Lindsey feel sorry for that old reprobate Robertson for what Lindsey will do to what is left of his mind. Lindsey's incisive intellect and logic against Roberson's doddering meanderings of just how god chooses to like one group and dislike another.
 

Anne T (180)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 8:33 pm
I love it, how funny! :) It does us good to laugh at ourselves.
 

Lynn M (192)
Sunday March 7, 2010, 9:55 pm
Funny article. Thanks Kit- great way to end a beautiful Sunday!!
 

Bill C (93)
Monday March 8, 2010, 1:54 am
I don't really take it seriously, Kit, but it's a great idea all the same;-)
 

E A (28)
Monday March 8, 2010, 5:19 am
I thought the title was a blunder and chuckled.But after reading it....very clever. Funny.
No one's going to belittle the rangers,it appears they're having some fun with it themselves !
Naughty...naughty Stan B. Recruiting has closed....
 

Roberta Boffo (21)
Monday March 8, 2010, 6:28 am
hehehe terrific-Thanks
 

Jan Billy Pedersen (43)
Monday March 8, 2010, 7:01 am
ROFLOL. Thanks Kit
 

. (0)
Monday March 8, 2010, 7:44 am
LOL thanks Kit, missed this yesterday but it's a good way to start of a Monday :-)
 

Tere M (75)
Monday March 8, 2010, 10:14 am
Funny indeed! The onion... aren't you supposed to "cry" when peeling onions? :)
 

Katz R (54)
Monday March 8, 2010, 6:55 pm
lol, I love the onion
 

sherrie e (147)
Tuesday March 9, 2010, 12:58 pm
Lovely idea! And hey if it works we all know we need more rangers right???? LOL! Kit, thank you for some light-heartedness in this nasty, despicable mess of humanity ...always doing something gruesome to someone or something! The onion news is the best! YAY for the onion!
 

Jill P (64)
Tuesday March 9, 2010, 6:04 pm
Hey, hey...as a former Park Ranger I have to say...
first, the plan is flawed. The female population in the environmental/Parks community greatly outnumbers the male population by about 4:1. That is a very conservative estimate.
Secondly, they should double the pay if they want to increase the population.
and Third, the Parks stinks at finding mates. I had to go out and find my own. The males they bring in are less than acceptable. They don't make much money.
 

Kit B (276)
Wednesday March 10, 2010, 8:15 am
Jill, - shut-up and mate already. Can't you see this is for the future of the parks and the Rangers?
 

Deanna Zimmerman (74)
Friday March 12, 2010, 9:35 pm
Can anyone say "Ranger Zoo???" LOL, I really did laugh out loud. Thanks Kit.
 

Lynne L (71)
Monday March 15, 2010, 9:06 pm
wickedly adorable. loved it! thanx kit.
 
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