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Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares' -- ONION NEWS!!!

Society & Culture  (tags: americans, culture, freedoms, gayrights, humor, supreme court )

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Ten minutes into oral arguments over whether or not homosexuals should be allowed to marry one another, a visibly confounded Supreme Court stopped legal proceedings Tuesday and ruled that gay marriage was "perfectly fine" -->**ONION NEWS **HUMOR**


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Fiona Ogilvie (562)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 10:42 am
Thank you, Miss Kitty. The sardonic wit of the Onion is the most fitting response possible to way too many things coming out of the shameful Roberts court.

Craig Pittman (52)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 11:07 am
Much better to laugh than to cry at the position taken by the Supreme Court on this issue. Perhaps laughter will embarrass the judges to sit down and make a decision.
Thanks Kit. The Onion made me laugh unlike my forays into using them in meal preparations.

Constance F (418)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 11:11 am
LOL ! This was so good ~ thank you !

Angelika R (143)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 11:11 am
Certainly one of the BEST TASTING ONIONS I ever had! Thx Kit! Hilarious would not fully describe it.
Too bad the Supremes are doomed to not consume this while on the case -they sure could pick up some sense from it! (I do wonder if in private they might just be talking exactly like this..;-) ?)
Hope they'll adapt the same attitude when it comes to CU !)

Barbara Tomlinson (431)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 11:19 am

Lin Penrose (92)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 11:50 am
Thanks Kit. Laughter among the tears of reality with the mind-sets of this 'Supreme' (?) court/jurists.

JL A (281)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 12:26 pm
Too bad too much of society has not yet evolved sufficiently for this to be true...thanks Kit.

Sherri G (128)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 6:05 pm
Thanks Kit this was funny and I think a laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Unfortunately the American audience has a long way to go before they can be open to equality for all. The conservative majority Supreme Court counts on that ignorance to support their unfair and unequal decisions.

Laurie H (818)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 6:29 pm
So Very Enjoyable, Kit!!!! LOL and very much appreciated my dear friend!~~~ Would love to the day when true equality for everyone will actually exist!~

Esther Z (94)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 9:20 pm
Very funny! Lol.... Now will be a good time to watch some Fox News, being that I'm in such a good mood!

Munro Tapper (80)
Thursday March 28, 2013, 9:51 pm
Extraordinary, as expected. Only the Onion can say things as well as the Onion.

Helen Porter (39)
Friday March 29, 2013, 1:02 am
I say, "Yay"!!

Now, I'm not taking sides. They didn't either.

But the Supreme Court saying it doesn't make sense
sure makes sense to me. I really don't care
who does who,

Just leave me out of it. Been there. Done that. Married me a woman....
my entrance into hell. Now I wear long skirts and you couldn't pay me
to put on drag.

And I don't give a rat's a-- what you do.

I'm not signing petitions. I'm not voting.

I'm happy with who I am ..... a woman,

paul m (93)
Friday March 29, 2013, 7:03 am

this is between two people ,, "Gay" straight , black , white or orther, that's their business , if they are happy
together ,then why should a court but in ??

Past Member (0)
Friday March 29, 2013, 10:00 am
Always amusing.

Isabelle J (81)
Friday March 29, 2013, 1:15 pm
Very good ! :)

Birgit W (160)
Friday March 29, 2013, 4:19 pm

Barbara Tomlinson (431)
Friday March 29, 2013, 11:30 pm
Don't miss the other HILARIOUS Onion articles on that site!
I don't DARE quote the funniest one here... but I'll be laffing all nite!

Lynn S (235)
Friday March 29, 2013, 11:42 pm
Let there be marriage equality, and it was so!

Too bad that the country can't see the issue this way. Just do it!

Julie W (33)
Saturday March 30, 2013, 3:40 am
If only!

Phil P (94)
Saturday March 30, 2013, 6:29 am

Joe R (190)
Saturday March 30, 2013, 5:28 pm
Love it!
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