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Rep. Markey in E&C Hearing Asks GOP If They Plan to Legislate Against Gravity, Relativity


Environment  (tags: pollution, globalwarming, CO2emissions, Subcommittee on Energy and Power )

Mike
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Uploaded by NaturalResourcesDems on Mar 10, 2011 Remarks of Rep. Edward J. Markey (D-Mass.) Subcommittee on Energy and Power 3/10/11



   

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Mike S (86)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 12:09 pm
Mr. Chairman, I rise in opposition to a bill that overturns the scientific finding that pollution is harming our people and our planet.

However, I won't physically rise, because I'm worried that Republicans will overturn the law of gravity, sending us floating about the room.

I won't call for the sunlight of additional hearings, for fear that Republicans might excommunicate the finding that the Earth revolves around the sun.

Instead, I'll embody Newton's third law of motion and be an equal and opposing force against this attack on science and on laws that will reduce America's importation of foreign oil.

This bill will live in the House while simultaneously being dead in the Senate. It will be a legislative Schrodinger's cat killed by the quantum mechanics of the legislative process!

Arbitrary rejection of scientific fact will not cause us to rise from our seats today. But with this bill, pollution levels will rise. Oil imports will rise. Temperatures will rise.

And with that, I yield back the balance of my time. That is, unless a rejection of Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity is somewhere in the chair's amendment pile.
 

wolfNoFwdsPls a (135)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 12:48 pm
well put!
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but then, lets not forget, that scientific facts have been errr 're-defined' / turned-around for decades, and not ONLY by the Rep's
like e.g. (to choose one example from the field that I've studied...) "classifying" (amongst others,) hemp as a "narcotic" ...
 

Past Member (0)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 1:13 pm
That sounds funny, but it's not too far-fetched. After the Corporations get control of all the world's governments and natural resources, natural phenomenon will be next as soon as they can design a pricing scheme that maximizes profitability. Thank you.
 

Carole Sarcinello (338)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 5:58 pm

ROFLMAO!

Kudos to you for posting this, Mike. (And a big hug for Julie P. for passing it on.)

 

Susan S (187)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 6:22 pm
Thanks for the post.
 

Yvonne White (229)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 7:10 pm
LOL! Don't worry though, I'm sure there are mobs of RepubliCON's who will pray that Rep. Edward J. Markey will just let Jesus take care of us..;)
 

Pat B (356)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 7:21 pm
Snicker, smile, clap, CLAP, CLAP.....! TY, Mike for this.
 

Robert S (111)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 7:26 pm
So very excellently said, It makes one proud to be in agreement and on the side of the one who said it. Bravo!
 

Carrie B (306)
Saturday March 12, 2011, 8:14 pm
This is terrific and so well done!
 

LucyKaleido ScopeEyes (82)
Sunday March 13, 2011, 3:51 am
Thanks to MIke for posting this gem! Thanks to Carole for alerting me to it.

Not living in the States, I don't find out about everything that's happening and I am really glad I heard this!

Kudos to Markey! Nice understated manner to drive home message of their madness.

This reminds me of the Texas schoolboard rewriting history for textbooks (Fight the Texas Textbook Takeover - Historical Distortions On Slavery, Separation of Church & State, & More and Don't Let Public School Curricula Be Decided By Theocrats), particularly this cartoon... as well as Scientists Tell Texas: Time to Evolve- "Several leading scientists have sent a letter to the Texas State Board of Education urging board members to reject an amendment that attacks one of evolution's key principles, that all life on Earth is descended from a common ancestor".

And it also brings to mind two of my favorite slogans: "Sticking to the Facts - A Vast Left Wing Conspiracy" & "Science Is Not a Liberal Conspiracy".
 

Angelika R (143)
Sunday March 13, 2011, 4:08 am
LUCKY MASSACHUSETTS !! TO HAVE A REP LIKE THAT! Bravo! and BIG THANKS to Mike and Carole for making my day.
 

David Petrosky (113)
Sunday March 13, 2011, 6:28 am
This is why some of us here in MA were bitterly disappointed when Markey passed on Ted Kennedy's seat. I so wanted the opportunity to vote for him. He's one bright guy....Thanks for the post!
 

Angelika R (143)
Sunday March 13, 2011, 9:32 am
thanks or those additional links Jillgiraffe ;-) .. love the album, love the cartoons ^^
 

Sheryl G (359)
Sunday March 13, 2011, 10:21 am
Loved it. I also enjoyed watching the woman's face behind him while he spoke. Priceless.....lol
 

LucyKaleido ScopeEyes (82)
Monday March 14, 2011, 7:13 am
Can't you just imagine Galileo (the "father of modern observational astronomy", the "father of modern physics, the "father of science", and "the Father of Modern Science") turning over in his grave, never having imagined that the Roman Inquisition of the 1600s would morph into the 21st century GOP?
 

TONYA M (31)
Monday March 14, 2011, 1:58 pm
Loved his speach ! I'd hazzard a guess that most of the GOP haven't even heard of Schrodinger.
 

Jelica R (144)
Monday March 14, 2011, 9:19 pm

Science, or should I say nature, got an amendment 40 yrs ago with ridiculous "Daylight Saving Time". I am going to HATE it when we skip one hour in the last March weekend. "Skip one hour", ha!

While on this subject, it would be nice to negotiate the leverage of the peak summer and winter temperatures. That may save a lot of energy. Or something. I am sure that bright, scientific uneducated minds can come with more ideas to laugh on.

 

Jelica R (144)
Monday March 14, 2011, 9:21 pm

Correction: ...bright, scientifically uneducated ...
 

Alicia N (87)
Wednesday March 16, 2011, 12:56 pm
noted with thanks. The woman's smiling face.... priceless lol
 
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