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Twitter Preps for Ted Cruz Presidential Announcement With Hilarious #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

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- 1545 days ago -
Under the hashtag #TedCruzCampaignSlogans, Twitter was abuzz with suggested campaign slogans, and artwork, calling attention to everything from famous Cruz quotes to references to his birthplace in Canada.


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Past Member (0)
Sunday March 22, 2015, 11:08 pm
Funny! Thank you Carrie.
Not that I'm looking forward to listening to him in the next year.

Evelyn B (63)
Monday March 23, 2015, 2:12 am
LOL - especially the last one :^)

Terrie Williams (798)
Monday March 23, 2015, 6:51 am
LOL yeah, Evelyn.....Behold The Crazy. Most of them are pretty good.

Lona Goudswaard (66)
Monday March 23, 2015, 11:40 am
Thanks for posting, Carrie. It's good to read these and laugh, otherwise we'd tear our hair and weep.
The last is my favorite too, but I'm sure Cruz will want to use "You voted for a Kenyan! You can vote for a Canadian! "very soon.

Gene Jacobson (288)
Monday March 23, 2015, 11:57 am
"Because Joseph McCarthy deserves a second chance."

As if that TWIT could ever be elected nationally. I have doubts he'll carry his own state. And he certainly won't carry any Hispanic communities. He's like the plague, tidied up and fresh for the next election. I hope he IS their nominee, guarantees a Democratic win even if we run Dan the Dogcatcher.

Darren Woolsey (218)
Monday March 23, 2015, 12:48 pm
He's got a great name for parody. . .

Louise D (44)
Monday March 23, 2015, 3:05 pm
Just remember that the secret is to bang the rocks together and who knows Ted Cruz may discover fire as he knows that give a man a fire he is warm for a day, but set a man on fire he is warm for the rest of their life. But then many people think he was the guy who was jumping on Oprah's couch saying "I love Katie Holmes".

Lady Suki (446)
Monday March 23, 2015, 4:35 pm
Thank you world for the Internet.

Those were great. :3

Tammy I (88)
Monday March 23, 2015, 4:43 pm
This should be fun. Scary, but entertaining at the same time.

Laura H (950)
Monday March 23, 2015, 8:04 pm
Funny, true, and scary at the same time.

No matter what he WILL make a TON of money-not good for the poor, the middle class, the environment, animals...etc.
Just like his female side kick, $arah PAYlin.

Leanne B (46)
Monday March 23, 2015, 11:11 pm
Thanks Carrie I just hope he makes me laugh more then get angry. 500 + days of hearing his twisted vision is a lot to take.

Arild Warud (174)
Tuesday March 24, 2015, 5:16 am
Here's a good one:

Like Sarah Palin's annoying younger brother #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

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